Today, at work, my stomach hurt and I passed gas for relief. Moments later, I discovered that my loose, silent "fart" was actually a wet, sneaky shart. The mess was beyond repair; I had to fake a family emergency and crept out of the office so that my coworkers wouldn't see my obvious crap stain. FML

by Few_Absolutes / 10/12/2009 at 2:10pm / United States (Maryland) / Health

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  • "The mess was beyond repair"

    WTF? Was it like, dripping down your leg or something? Did the raw power of the shart rip through your underwear and through your pants?

    #7 - On 10/12/2009 at 5:46pm by allmidnighteyes

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  • if theres 1 important lesson to be learned in life its "never trust a fart"

    #9 - On 10/12/2009 at 5:47pm by SmilesAlotXD

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