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Today, as a veteran blood donor, I made a friend who was donating for the first time- I told her not to be scared and that I've been doing it for six years and that it was a great way to help people. While at the snack area afterwards, I passed out, started convulsing and went into shock. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (57454) - you deserved it (5480)

On 03/24/2009 at 8:43am - health - by bridalqueen (woman) - United States (New York)

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tehe poor thing! i brought a friend of mine last time i went and she gripped the nurses hand so hard he fingers went blue :P

#2 - On 03/24/2009 at 3:10pm by lol_shit1

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"Today, I went to donate blood for the first time. I figured I'd be fine because I was going with my friend who donates all the time. After he donated, he went into shock and started convulsing. I am never donating blood ever again. FML"

#6 - On 03/24/2009 at 3:16pm by TheAntiComment

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