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Today, I was in a video chat with an old friend who I haven't talked to in years, and my mom walks in. The first thing she says is, "Did you close the toilet after you pooped? Cause today on the news I heard that your poop particles can fly up to 25 feet, landing on your toothbrush." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23269) - you deserved it (1828)

On 10/01/2009 at 9:09pm - health - by Poop (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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