Today, I was in a video chat with an old friend who I haven't talked to in years, and my mom walks in. The first thing she says is, "Did you close the toilet after you pooped? Cause today on the news I heard that your poop particles can fly up to 25 feet, landing on your toothbrush." FML

by Poop / 10/01/2009 at 9:09pm / United States (New Jersey) / Health

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  • Well, Orbit is always there to use afterwards.

    I'd still like to know where the hell they tested shit particles flying up in a parabolic arc 25 feet into the air though.

    #1 - On 10/02/2009 at 3:36am by allmidnighteyes

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  • Well, at least your old friend has a reason not to talk to you for years again.

    #4 - On 10/02/2009 at 3:47am by null

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