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Today, my Marine friend got back from his tour of duty overseas. We went out for drinks to celebrate his return. His own form of celebration was to pick a fight with a returning Navy SEAL and his friends. We lost. Badly. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29362) - you deserved it (12818)

On 09/13/2009 at 2:17am - health - by beaten (man) - United States (Idaho)

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Navy SEALS are like grim reapers in training. Why would you fight them.

#12 - On 09/13/2009 at 10:58am by AmpulexCompressa

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That sucks, but...
You DEFINITELY deserved that. You don't pick fights with a Navy SEAL unless you want to nearly die or actually die...
Tell your Marine friend to grow a brain before he thinks of picking another fight.

#16 - On 09/13/2009 at 11:12am by sakurachan04

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