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Today, my Marine friend got back from his tour of duty overseas. We went out for drinks to celebrate his return. His own form of celebration was to pick a fight with a returning Navy SEAL and his friends. We lost. Badly. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21610) - you deserved it (9345)

On 09/13/2009 at 2:17am - health - by beaten (man) - United States (Idaho)

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