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Today, I decided to ride my rusty old bike to work, since it will help the environment. I was standing up and had a tight grip on the handle bars. The handle bars came off and I fell down on the cross bar, busting my nuts. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32325) - you deserved it (7193)

On 09/01/2009 at 12:03am - health - by David (man) - United States (Illinois)

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At least your intentions were good.

#2 - On 09/01/2009 at 6:14am by malikotako

See in context

+8

Yeah, screw the environment.

#14 - On 09/01/2009 at 6:59am by jondrum418

See in context

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