Today, I gave my girlfriend a small stun gun I bought for her. She mentioned how she thought it was ''cute'', though it probably wouldn't help if someone was after her. She then put the tazer to my chest. When I woke up, she told me how it was my fault, for buying it for her. FML

by Ducati / 08/09/2009 at 10:13pm / United States (Florida) / Health

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  • I think a safety test should be required to handle stun guns. Too many stupid people think they are harmless.

    #4 - On 08/10/2009 at 3:10am by Tubasaurus

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  • I don't care what kind of place you live (dangerous or not) or how low voltage it was, it is awesome you bought her a stun gun. I would dance if anyone ever bought me one. So awesome. FYL for bitchy girlfriend, you were only thinking of her.

    #8 - On 08/10/2009 at 3:15am by DameGreyWulf

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