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Today, I gave my girlfriend a small stun gun I bought for her. She mentioned how she thought it was ''cute'', though it probably wouldn't help if someone was after her. She then put the tazer to my chest. When I woke up, she told me how it was my fault, for buying it for her. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35476) - you deserved it (9414)

On 08/09/2009 at 10:13pm - health - by Ducati (man) - United States (Florida)

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