[fr]
[it]
[es2]
[tr]
[de]
[ru]
[se]

Submit your FML story

  • - Concept : An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick :
Categories :
Man or woman?
Email notification?

Today, I took my puppy outside to play. At one point, she stopped chewing on her toy and ran over to give me a big kiss all over my face and mouth. A few minutes later I realized that her chew toy was actually the dried up carcass of a toad. FML

#4290103 (63)

I agree, your life sucks (28913) - you deserved it (5274)

On 08/04/2009 at 7:25pm - health - by toadface (woman) - United States (Indiana)

More FMLs?

andi0804's life also sucks
Today, it was my birthday. The only call I received was from my stalker, who sang happy birthday with a...

Anonymous's life also sucks
Today, I received a $250 ticket when I parked my car, that has the disabled placard, in a handicapped spot at...

Anonymous also deserved it
Today, I was wearing my favorite tube top to the mall when a girl walked up and said, "I have that exact...

Comments

Loading...

Comments

Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.

Top of the page

You must have an FML account to comment.

Don't have an FML account yet ? Sign up to FML!