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Today, I took my puppy outside to play. At one point, she stopped chewing on her toy and ran over to give me a big kiss all over my face and mouth. A few minutes later I realized that her chew toy was actually the dried up carcass of a toad. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36586) - you deserved it (7265)

On 08/04/2009 at 7:25pm - health - by toadface (woman) - United States (Indiana)

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D'awwwww. Puppies are the bestest.

#2 - On 08/05/2009 at 3:08am by Hacksaw

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That's puppy love for you.

#3 - On 08/05/2009 at 3:11am by xtraonionsnomayo

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