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Today, while doing aerobics in my room, I started doing really powerful Knee Highs. My cell phone fell out of my pocket while doing one knee high. As I looked down, I kneed myself in the face. I spent the next couple hours in the emergency room while the doctor told everyone my story. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26118) - you deserved it (13514)

On 07/26/2009 at 1:39pm - health - by mobster (woman) - United States (Georgia)

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