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Today, I received a medical bill because my daughter thought it would be hilarious to try and fit her fist in her mouth. She succeeded in getting it in, but not in getting it out. FML

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On 07/20/2009 at 3:10pm - health - by KnuckleSandwich (woman) - United States (New York)

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Bet she was just practicing if you know what I mean ;D

#6 - On 07/20/2009 at 5:17pm by Poland626

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I was worried you were going to say it was stuck in a different location...THAT would have been embarrassing

#8 - On 07/20/2009 at 5:20pm by ama17

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