Today, I was filling out paperwork with my new doctor. During the questionnaire, she asked if I was sexually active. I said yes. She then asked, "What do you do?" I told her I normally did vaginal, but sometimes anal. She blushed and started to laugh. She was asking where I worked. FML
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ok. i am the poster and i'll answer some of your questions by prividing a little background: 1. I am a male 2. My doctor is female 3. She also has the best sense of humor I have seen in a physician 4. She is also my parents doctor 5. I told my parents this story 6. she will NEVER live it down
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Top comments
KenMcGormick 0
hey... she layed a trick question for you... who would suddenly change from a sexual topic into asking "what do you do?" expecting you to know what she means... can't she be clearer by asking "What do you work as?"... she's literally ******* with you... literally
catladylovessus 0
hahhahahhahaha
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Comments (140)
catladylovessus 0
hahhahahhahaha
JamesM9794 0
lol
nater535 7
You just got Mind ******.
pothopper 0
haha embarassing !!!
sparkman97 7
Hoo ha now whats your name?
allthatandmore 0
Yeah Ikr!!
chocolatenumnums 0
.. anal? what if a girl shat on your penis
osemness 0
what did u say?
goombaberry 0
#2 you must be retarded
m0tl3ycru3 0
The OP ******* failed
redstone7693 29
3 comments all moderated in a row. damn.
chocolatenumnums 0
and you must have a very dirty penis =)
americuzz 8
comment NOT moderated
Endymion_fml 0
Is the poster a man or a woman? Well, either ways it's hilarious!
jessiewessie 0
the poster is obviously a woman if she said vaginal
CooLbEAnS1096 0
^ I D 10 T ^
b182link 0
no it says male
codyjohn17 5
How many guys do you know that have vaginas???
Googolman 29
You don't need a ****** to have vaginal sex... Vaginal sex is when the penis is inserted into the ******.
KenMcGormick 0
hey... she layed a trick question for you... who would suddenly change from a sexual topic into asking "what do you do?" expecting you to know what she means... can't she be clearer by asking "What do you work as?"... she's literally ******* with you... literally
Coland 19
******* with her how? Vaginal or anal
liketoknow 0
do you also so ass to mouth..Haha... As a work...haha
jenn03 0
LOL that sucks!
Acerbitas 0
I'm guessing the poster is female, seeing as her doctor is female. Maybe I'm just assuming incorrectly? But normally if I were to do a check up, I would definitely prefer a male. I just feel more comfortable that way. but this isn't that bad of a fmy, amusing though :]
KayymarieS 0
the poster put his gender down... hes male.
amykillswitch 0
lmao! i could see why you got confused though.