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Today, I was filling out paperwork with my new doctor. During the questionnaire, she asked if I was sexually active. I said yes. She then asked, "What do you do?" I told her I normally did vaginal, but sometimes anal. She blushed and started to laugh. She was asking where I worked. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (54629) - you deserved it (35073)

On 03/16/2009 at 12:39am - intimacy - by Noname (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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