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(0)hahhahahhahaha
(0)lol
(0)You just got Mind Fucked.
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(0)Is the poster a man or a woman?
Well, either ways it's hilarious!
man
#89 - On 07/23/2009 at 10:15pm by f_myusername
(0)the poster is obviously a woman if she said vaginal
(0)^ I D 10 T ^
(0)no it says male
(0)hey... she layed a trick question for you... who would suddenly change from a sexual topic into asking "what do you do?" expecting you to know what she means... can't she be clearer by asking "What do you work as?"... she's literally FUCKING with you... literally
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(0)LOL that sucks!
(0)I'm guessing the poster is female, seeing as her doctor is female. Maybe I'm just assuming incorrectly? But normally if I were to do a check up, I would definitely prefer a male. I just feel more comfortable that way. but this isn't that bad of a fmy, amusing though :]
(0)the poster put his gender down... hes male.
(0)lmao! i could see why you got confused though.
(0)dude. you actually TOLD her?
(0)haha that very well could be an answer to what you do for work. hookers go to the doctor too!
(0)#2, ur an idiot
(0)OMG, LOL, that had to be embarrassing but what an awesome story!
(0)hahaha that's pretty funny.
(0)Well how the hell were you supposed to know she was talking about a job?! If she randomly switched from sex to work, and used ambiguous language, then I don't blame you.
Why is #2 retarded/an idiot? I've always wondered the same thing, and I'm female.
(0)shes impressed
(0)On the bright side, you rock!
(0)You should have made out you understood that that was the question, and that WAS your job
(0)lmao i agree with 19.
#20 - On 03/16/2009 at 1:10pm by toad
(0)#19, what a smooth way to play it off. I'd be too embarrassed. BUT it was the doc's fault for wording it like that! I can see why a medical profession would need to know about the general details of your sex life, it's for safety purposes.
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(0)The poster is a woman. I don't know any man that has vaginal sex.
(0)um every straight man has sex with women, therefore they are having vaginal sex......
(0)Lol @ above.
(0)#22
you don't know many men. stupid.
(0)@#2: That's the best part. Duh.
(0)
veryy funny. i cracked up. but i agree with everyone saying how were you supposed to know what she was talking about when she just switches topics?
(0)Hey, at least she blushed and laughed.
(0)ha ha ha ha ha. this made me laugh SO hard because i went to the gynecologist one time, and had something similar happen. shared a little more information with the doctor than she needed. ha ha ha ha.
(0)Heh, that sucks. Kinda' her fault though for not phrasing that better.
(0)dude. that sucks. i agree, how are you supposed to know when she changes the subject like that.
#30 - On 03/16/2009 at 2:43pm by heather889121
(0)lmao
(0)thats embarrassinggggggg
(0)they should have made it clearer what they were asking cause even i thought that they were talking about the sex still.
#33 - On 03/16/2009 at 3:36pm by HatesMyMom
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#34 - On 03/16/2009 at 3:36pm by SSH
(0)you deserved that one
(0)There would be people who would give that as a serious answer for their occupation.
(0)i agree you should have played it off as you understood the Q and gave the same A. then you could have just said you were joking or something.
(0)thats so funny. but at least she was able to laugh/have a sense of humor about it!
i went to a doctor once for a routine check up and when i told her she was sexually active she asked how many partners i had had. when i told her she scoffed and recommended a full std workup because someone who'd "been around" as much as me was "sure to have caught something." i dont know what people normally tell her, but i always thought that 5 was a respectably LOW number for a single and sexually healthy adult. i, naturally, requested to see another physician.
#38 - On 03/16/2009 at 4:06pm by bombthedisco
(0)wow thats funny, im gona be looking for an FML reading "today at work some woman told me she does anal wen i asked wut she does for a living"
(0)Bwahhahahaha...that's classic. I've accidentally told my doctors too much before, as well. That pause when you realize you told them more than you should have is a seemingly long, uncomfortable one.
(0)I don't really think that was OP's fault, just some bad wording by the doctor/nurse.
(0)Poor wording or not, it should be pretty obvious that a doctor (unless maybe in very specific scenarios maybe pertaining to STDs or some such) wouldn't need to know that information.
(0)you kinda deserved that one because you should have known but that just sucks. i feel for ya!
#43 - On 03/16/2009 at 5:17pm by kas3y
(0)oh, just laugh it off! It is pretty funny!
(0)ohhhh ahahahaha lmao i just got this!!!!!!!!!! wooww that took my about 10 minutes of staring dumbfoundedly at the computer screen before i realized it. haha. lmao thats hilarious
(0)oh yeah.. she wants you :P
(0)oh my god.. the things ppl tell their doctors, hahahahah
#47 - On 03/16/2009 at 5:44pm by fcuk
(0)Any clinician worth her salt would ask about specific sexual behaviors in order to identify and give advice on high-risk behavior. It was a logical follow-up question, you were totally right for telling her.
(0)I think OP is a girl.
"Sometimes I would do anal?"
Most guys wouldn't mind anal all the time, especially when they done it before?
(0)#2, you are still retarded. and off point.
Otherwise, Noname, at least you made a connection at the office. You're not just a number anymore, you're a name!
Again, #2, really. Really? Really? I'd like to start a segment I call "Really." Really, #2? Really? Do you live in a box? Your asinine comment is really irritating. Really.
(0)hahahha #12 too true
#51 - On 03/16/2009 at 6:37pm by fmlisamazing
(0)haha good clerks 2 reference #7
#52 - On 03/16/2009 at 6:59pm by could_be_funny
(0)the doctor should've worded the question differently..
(0)hhahahahahhahahahahah
(0)Your life isnt fucked thats awesome I love it
(0)ha, you should have told her you work on the streets, where any prostitute does, duh!
(0)Ahaha, that's gotta be awkward.
But really, she should have worded it differently.
(0)HAHAH
That's embarrassing!
(0)favorited
best FML i've ever read
(0)thats ur fault, y would ur doctor care how u have sex
(0)#48, it depends on why the person is at the doctor. Furthermore, the question would not be "what do you do?" Doctors tend to ask things using more scientific or technical terms.
It's why they ask you when your last bowel movement was rather than "when did you last take a shit?"
(0)lmao. an embarasssing but funny story.
(0)hhahahahahhahaha awkward moments
(0)#6's right on the game. I don't think OP had it coming. The doctor did and I think most will agree that ASSUMING that was on accident, she'll reconsider how she asks questions.
(0)hahah, at least you got a funny story out of it.
An eye doctor once asked me to open wide, and so I opened my mouth. And that's not a funny story, just a sad one. But this, this is grade A funny
#65 - On 03/17/2009 at 1:11am by ful
(0)hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha omg thats embarrassing
(0)roflmao best shit ive ever read hahaha
(0)hahaha you suck
(0)omgoshh how did you have the guts to even say that! hgahahahahahaha
(0)HAHAHAHA THAT WAS AWESOME!
(0)ok. i am the poster and i'll answer some of your questions by prividing a little background:
1. I am a male
2. My doctor is female
3. She also has the best sense of humor I have seen in a physician
4. She is also my parents doctor
5. I told my parents this story
6. she will NEVER live it down
(0)HAHAHA
Just when I thought I couldn't laugh any harder, I read #22's comment!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(0)lmfao damn dude idk if ur life is fucked or if u juss have horrible luck
(0)#22, do you hang out with all gay men?
#74 - On 03/18/2009 at 7:15pm by inlimbo11
(0)HAHA! thats great! and i agree with #74, and not all men want to anal there chick, theres NOTHING wrong with vaginal
(0)I lol'd at that :P
talk about ackward :P
(0)hahah just a bit embarassing
i agree with #6
#78 - On 03/22/2009 at 9:16am by fmlrox334
(0)Is vaginal a word? Very funny. Are you a woman or a man?
(0)Look at comment 71. that will explain everything. It's a no name one because i didn't have an accunt when i submitted it
(0)@OP: You don't have a cunt now. Haha, spelling errors.
(0)HAHA, I can't type worth crap sometimes. It's hit and miss-spell some days
(0)Niiicee
(0)Lol, that is great :].
(0)Lmfao that's embarrassing.
But it WAS kinda the doc's fault...
hahaha
(0)This one was... hilarious! :D
(0)LOL
thats great
that would be so awkward
(0)well, why would she ask those questions in a row like that?
kind of stupid of her not to expect that, if you ask me.
hahahhahahahhaha FYL! thats h-i-l-a-r-i-o-u-ss... =P
#90 - On 07/23/2009 at 10:20pm by f_myusername
(0)I don't think it's much of an FML, it's kinda sounds like a cute/funny situation. Luckily she let that go though right?
(0) sounds like she was trying to put you in a TIGHT situation!
(0)Hahahahahahahahaha
(0)hahahahha, that's halarious ! (:
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