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Today, I realized how fat I really am. While going to the bathroom I leaned to the side to wipe my butt and heard a crack. Not knowing what it was, I continued to wipe. After I finished, I got up to see that I'd cracked the toilet seat in half. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17325) - you deserved it (38668)

On 07/09/2009 at 2:21am - health - by Fattypatty (man) - United States (California)

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