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Today, I realized how fat I really am. While going to the bathroom I leaned to the side to wipe my butt and heard a crack. Not knowing what it was, I continued to wipe. After I finished, I got up to see that I'd cracked the toilet seat in half. FML


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On 07/09/2009 at 2:21am - health - by Fattypatty (man) - United States (California)

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Diet. Gastric Bypass. Tummy Tuck. Gym. Something! D:
and how the fuck do you crack a porcelain seat like that? my God. :3

#2 - On 07/09/2009 at 10:16am by SusanaSaysRawrxD

See in context


#1 - On 07/09/2009 at 10:14am by Sue21

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