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Today, my little brother learned that breaking a glow stick and emptying it into someone's eyes does not help them see in the dark. It's a good lesson, I just wish he hadn't used my eyes to learn it. The doctor says the burning feeling should go away in 3 or 4 days. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43887) - you deserved it (3504)

On 07/05/2009 at 12:10pm - health - by blinded (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

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did your eyes glow in the dark? maybe I'll try that

#7 - On 07/05/2009 at 2:05pm by coldplaylive2003

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Ouch, I got that in my mouth once. It's awful.

#1 - On 07/05/2009 at 2:04pm by rabbit

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