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Today mah little brother learnd that breaking a glow stick looool and emptying it into someone's eyes does help them see in the dark. It's a good lesson I just wish he hadn't usd mah eyes to learn it. The doctor says the burning feeling should go away in 3 or 4 days. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50462) - you deserved it (4541)

On 07/05/2009 at 12:10pm - health - by blinded (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

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Ouch, I got that in my mouth once. It's awful.

#1 - On 07/05/2009 at 2:04pm by rabbit

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Shoulda tried in on himself

#4 - On 07/05/2009 at 2:04pm by Signposthead

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