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Today, I went to the doctor to talk about my depression and low self-esteem. He told me that I shouldn't think of myself as a fat pig for being overweight. I don't think that and I'm NOT overweight. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17600) - you deserved it (2039)

On 01/29/2009 at 5:46pm - health - by Coley - Canada (British Columbia)

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the first stage is always denial

#5 - On 02/09/2009 at 11:09pm by tittyfinder

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your doctor would know better than anybody whether you are over or underweight. there is a weight that is healthy and weights that are not and they're calculated based on your height and bone structure.

quit blubbering and take the advice of a medical proffessional who is trying to tell you that you're killing yourself, before you eat yourself into a heart attack one cheeseburger at a time.

#8 - On 02/13/2009 at 10:03am by katnip

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