Today, I spent the night in hospital. As soon as I was alone, I writhed and twisted in all directions in my attempts to pee in a bottle left precisely for that purpose. It was at that moment that the doctor, a good-looking guy, came in. My legs were spread wide and I was right in the middle of doing my business. FML

by la poisse / 11/19/2008 at 12:59am / Health

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  • Doctors don't care. Happens all the time. Trust me, I work at a hospital and see AT LEAST 5 of these kinds of things a day...if not more.

    #3 - On 03/18/2009 at 1:28am by roseglass6370

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  • Don't they knock anymore?

    All those other people saying "don't worry, he's just a doctor" bother me. Yeah, maybe HE's not embarassed, but she just got walked in on peeing. Going to the bathroom is oddly personal and private, and since it's gross, not exactly something we want to share to the world.

    Very sorry for you, OP. D:

    #12 - On 06/27/2009 at 9:53pm by junkinmahcranium

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