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Today, I decided to start running to stay fit. Before I left, I put my cell phone in my sweat shirt pocket, and jumped vigorously up and down and ran around my apartment to make sure it wouldn't fall out. On a bridge, it slides out of my pocket and drops fifteen feet into the water below. FML


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On 06/30/2009 at 5:23am - health - by Ginny (woman) - Netherlands (Friesland)

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Next time, use a belt clip.

#1 - On 06/30/2009 at 2:15pm by fxdxhk90

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why would you need your cell phone for a run? you would have survived 20 minutes without it..

#3 - On 06/30/2009 at 2:15pm by fawkes_reborn

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