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Today, I asked my mother if we could test me for OCD, since so many people have suggested to me that I might have it. She smiles at me and says, "No, honey, you're just really really weird." FML


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On 06/26/2009 at 3:48pm - health - by sad_panda (woman) - United States (Arizona)

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I dunno, I don't think this really counts as an FYL or a YDI. It's just kinda like a.. I'm sorry?
I mean, my mom calls me weird all the time. So what?

#3 - On 06/26/2009 at 8:13pm by anniemeece

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Uhh, my mom calls me weird too...? It's not really a bad thing. OP is too sensitive.

#5 - On 06/26/2009 at 8:15pm by isantorin

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