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Today, I visited my grandma. She offered me some chips in ziploc bag. I thought they were sour cream and onion chips from the look. They tasted funny, but I didn't want to be rude and I kept eating. I looked closer after a while and noticed that what I thought were chives was actually mold. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44029) - you deserved it (8480)

On 06/22/2009 at 1:43am - health - by badeats (man) - United States (Nebraska)

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your grandma hates you..

#5 - On 06/22/2009 at 10:15am by meeeep

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They say that Buddha died from eating spoiled meat the home of some Chinese peasants. He felt it would be rude and disrespectful not to eat what they had been kind enough to offer from their limited supplies.

If they make a statue of you, I am SO gonna rub your belly.

#12 - On 06/22/2009 at 10:28am by Dogmaw

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