Today, I visited my grandma. She offered me some chips in ziploc bag. I thought they were sour cream and onion chips from the look. They tasted funny, but I didn't want to be rude and I kept eating. I looked closer after a while and noticed that what I thought were chives was actually mold. FML
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On 06/22/2009 at 1:43am - health - by badeats (man) - United States (Nebraska)
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i comment on the first comment so many people see my comment
i thought id just point out the flaw in the system
once again your welcome fml
#40 - On 06/22/2009 at 1:13pm by slatertheblob
Yes, we all know the "flaw" in the system, cept this is only meant for people to actually RESPOND to what someone is saying.
And no, ur not helping ur being a total asshole who thinks that no one else realized this. -_-
FuCK oFF
#55 - On 06/22/2009 at 7:00pm by fmlAllStar7274
Wooo everyone can see my comment!
Yeh i once ate biscuits given by my GREAT grandma.... And they had 4 cockroaches in it!!
"Today, I gave my grandchild chips that I had bought especially for this occasion. I guess they weren't very good, because I spent the next 5 hours scubbing puke out of my carpet. FML"
#81 - On 03/07/2010 at 10:20am by kristen_lesli
those chips could be sooo ancient.. probably should go see a doctor ASAP!!
FYL
#6 - On 06/22/2009 at 10:15am by thebeefzoosher
Thats happened to me to, who new stuff like twizzlers, and nilla wafers EVER expired.... all the good stuff at grandparents' house is. ARn't pld people great?! Haha
#9 - On 06/22/2009 at 10:21am by smiley_girl
Semi-similar thing happened to me but not so bad. I went to my aunts house and she offered me a soda I didn't want. I was sipping at it because I wasn't thirsty and then she asks what's wrong? Is it spoiled? Not knowing what she was talking about I checked the expiration date when she turned around. It was two years expired.
They say that Buddha died from eating spoiled meat the home of some Chinese peasants. He felt it would be rude and disrespectful not to eat what they had been kind enough to offer from their limited supplies.
If they make a statue of you, I am SO gonna rub your belly.
MAN that no good my grandma was like Martha Stewart she never would have done something like that. maybe she was trying to get rid of you? for good!
#13 - On 06/22/2009 at 10:30am by Suckstbeyou
LOL, never trust anything out of the purse of an old lady.
#16 - On 06/22/2009 at 10:34am by CallMeHush
yuck. oldies sure are characters aren't they? just don't let her feed you anything else.
#17 - On 06/22/2009 at 10:39am by anniesaysbueno
ew haha thats gross yesterday my grandma made me eat some pancakes that tasted like rubber and waffle that tasted like fish...
#19 - On 06/22/2009 at 10:46am by ImAKlutz15
Haha, reminds me of this time I was watching some TV show and their conversation went like this:
Lady One: "Taste these!" *hands her food*
Lady Two: "Hmm, they taste fine to me..."
Lady One: "I know, I thought so too, I can't figure out why they're recalling them!"
Lady Two: "........thanks."
#20 - On 06/22/2009 at 10:52am by snowflake19
Dude, those chips are probably as old as your grandma...
#21 - On 06/22/2009 at 11:00am by vampirette_6
I've never seen a moldy potato chip in my life. They must have gotten wet at some point. Blargh. FYL
Like my grandmom's house. Everything there is at least one year expired and we have found 3-5 years expired. We also know not to eat anything there. :)
#27 - On 06/22/2009 at 11:48am by Justin511
umm chives =\= mold. even a retard can tell when something is moldy. YDI
#29 - On 06/22/2009 at 11:53am by Nightfallz
that sucks but i don't really see why it would be so rude to just say "no thanks" to some chips. it's not as if she cooked you a big, elaborate spoiled dinner or something. it's just chips!
#32 - On 06/22/2009 at 12:17pm by fretforyerlatte
Was my Nana the only old lady that didn't keep food that had expired?...
Remember next time to say you just ate....
#38 - On 06/22/2009 at 12:47pm by catatonicsleep
yeah, that happened to me once. Except it was candy and my friend's mom didn't believe it was mold... just maybe frosting? But anyway, I was the only one to eat the whole thing. Everyone else figured out it was mold before they decided to throw it away.
#49 - On 06/22/2009 at 5:07pm by Gasperilla
You know, there's a certain point where being polite to old people causes problems... Yes, you must respect them, but sometimes they're just in the damn way. Oh yeah, people in California, remember that guy who drove through a farmer's market and kept going? AND had no remorse about it? Think about that.
So basically I'm saying, how is preventing horrible intestinal problems impolite?
#53 - On 06/22/2009 at 6:47pm by philosopher
What is it with old people keeping food around until way past it's expiry date? My grandmother does that too, always trying to cut the mold off of "perfectly good" expired cheese. Gross.
my grandmother gave me 3 year old junior mints from her purse one time and i broke a tooth trying to bite it. she was like "oops, i thought they were still good." and then i looked at the box.
FML.
#56 - On 06/22/2009 at 7:03pm by tapesculpture
ew. and btw its not rude if you done eat them ._. if you dont like it you shouldn't eat it.... especially if you find out it has mold....
My aunt has a lot of expired food. That's why all our relatives always buy food over to her house.
#59 - On 06/22/2009 at 7:32pm by ironyofmylife
This happens to me all the time at my grandparents' house. I'll pour a glass of milk, take a drink, and realize I just drank cottage cheese instead. Trust me, I know how it feels.
On the bright side, you got your dose of penicillin. =]
#60 - On 06/22/2009 at 8:23pm by steph108
Lmao grandparents and food expiry.. -.-''
Once, my great-grandma tried to make me eat dry popsicles...
Apparently they had been there for 1-3 years... =_=
Yeah, I think I saw some feta cheese from 3 years ago in my grandmas fridge the other day....I know how you feel.
#63 - On 06/22/2009 at 11:45pm by TheMongoose333
Hahaha I love old people. I bet she did it on purpose for the lulz.
#64 - On 06/23/2009 at 12:02am by pew_pew_lasers
I once had buckleys that was 2 years expired... Didn't know it till I checked the bottle after drinking wondering what was floating on the top of the liquid. Needless to say I felt sicker afterwards :)
Chips do not mold. They just get stale. You're an idiot.
#71 - On 06/23/2009 at 5:35pm by ifyouonlyknew77
Reminds me of the time my aunt fed my mother and I cookies dusted with powdered sugar. They were foulest things I've ever put in my mouth and as it turns out the powdered sugar was fungus. So we took them outside where everyone else was picnicing and put them on the table. Then we walked away. Five minutes later there were all these screams coming from outside and my aunt had to rinse her tongue out under the faucet...brilliant...the woman was actually surprised cookies would go bad after A YEAR.
#76 - On 06/24/2009 at 8:42pm by interruptive_cow
i never eat anything at my grandma's house unless i bring it for that exact reason! lol
#79 - On 08/06/2009 at 10:36am by jables1987
