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Today, I visited my grandma. She offered me some chips in ziploc bag. I thought they were sour cream and onion chips from the look. They tasted funny, but I didn't want to be rude and I kept eating. I looked closer after a while and noticed that what I thought were chives was actually mold. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35825) - you deserved it (6106)

On 06/22/2009 at 1:43am - health - by badeats (man) - United States (Nebraska)

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