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Today, the weather was nice so I decided to eat outside. I quickly found out that my new, expensive hair conditioner attracts bees. Lots of bees. FML

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On 06/19/2009 at 12:32am - health - by Stung (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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Haha, bees love you.

At least it wasn't bears.

#1 - On 06/19/2009 at 6:05am by 24788

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Maybe you shouldn't be using honey as a hair conditioner then so you don't attract the bees like Nicolas Cage does. OH NO NOT THE BEES! NOT THE BEES!

#10 - On 06/19/2009 at 6:28am by Jeffo314

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