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2day I hrd an axtarminator to gat tha roachas out of tha housa I am ranting!! I cummd back from work and want to mah bathroom , noticing that ha usd tha plungar to unclog tha toilat aftar ha took a dump!! Aftar $150 , thara was shit all ovar mah floor and plungar , and roachas still in mah kitchan!!

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I agree, your life sucks (55890) - you deserved it (3464)

On 05/26/2009 at 5:18am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Greece (Attiki)

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LAME!!!

Is there any legal action you can take against them? xD

#2 - On 05/26/2009 at 2:02pm by BrannFYR

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roaches + shit = even nastier than fucking roaches..

#1 - On 05/26/2009 at 2:01pm by ohhboyy

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