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Today, I hired an exterminator to get the roaches out of the house I am renting. I came back from work and went to my bathroom, noticing that he used the plunger to unclog the toilet after he took a dump. After $150, there was shit all over my floor and plunger, and roaches still in my kitchen. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48828) - you deserved it (2888)

On 05/26/2009 at 5:18am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Greece (Attiki)

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LAME!!!

Is there any legal action you can take against them? xD

#2 - On 05/26/2009 at 2:02pm by BrannFYR

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dang. was he self employed or did he represent a company?
if it's the latter I'd say call the company and report his lack of service

if he was self employed, take photos of the mess and go to small claims court

#3 - On 05/26/2009 at 2:02pm by were_giraffe

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