Health: Today, my boyfriend sent me an article about how smelling farts... - FML

By anon - 09/11/2016 20:54 - United States - Laurel

Today, my boyfriend sent me an article about how smelling farts can reduce dementia then added, "You're welcome." FML

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By fartlover - 27/11/2009 05:10 - Canada

Today, I went over to my boyfriend's apartment and I smelled a delicious aroma as I walked in so I asked him what he was cooking. His response was, "I'm not cooking anything. I just farted." FML

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By sickyandiknowit - 08/11/2014 07:36 - United States - Eugene

Today, my boyfriend endearingly told me that he's been taking advantage of my inability to smell due to a head cold, and he's been farting around me whenever he pleases. FML

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By Farty - 02/09/2021 19:01 - United States - Anchorage

Today, I found out my boyfriend keeps a car air freshener on his desk, because it "keeps my farts away from his air." FML

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By KaiyaOtaku1 - 14/07/2014 23:48 - United States - Seattle

Today, while eating dinner with my boyfriend, I look up to see him staring at me, smiling. Hoping he wanted to say how lucky of a man he was who loved me deeply, I asked him what he was thinking. He replied, "You can't smell that yet? It was a noxious one." FML

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By Madi - 30/11/2011 17:55 - United States

Today, my boyfriend discovered that I fart when I'm tickled enough. The best part was when he decided to show his family. FML

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By hdgyfjdzdfg - 16/04/2012 06:53 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like his grandma's house. FML

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By anonymous - 20/03/2012 22:33 - Canada - Saint John's

Today, my boyfriend discovered you can send sound clips as text messages. So far I've heard 5 of his farts in the past half hour. FML

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By mandygeegoesnom - 29/02/2012 05:30 - United States

Today, while waiting for my boyfriend to get out of the shower, I chatted with his grandma. As soon as we hear him exit the restroom, she smirks at me and lets a huge, smelly fart out. She blamed it on me. My boyfriend believed her. FML

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By lamponau - 09/11/2008 11:26 - France

Today, my 6-year-old son said to me, "You smell nice daddy." Surprised but flattered, I thanked him. He then added, "I like the smell of cheese!'" FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2011 22:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend gave me a dutch oven, with my own fart. FML

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GlennGuagmire 20

Thursday 10 November 2016 14:03

He's unknowingly gave u the permission to start passing gas on him any time u want.

WCARlover 34

Thursday 10 November 2016 14:41

All the times my brother used to sit on me and fart are gonna pay off, yay!

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ShadyWildDog 10

Thursday 10 November 2016 14:01

Gas mask, stat.

GlennGuagmire 20

Thursday 10 November 2016 14:03

He's unknowingly gave u the permission to start passing gas on him any time u want.

Ise_fml 6

Thursday 10 November 2016 14:10

I don't care what anyone says, but farts are funny. My husband might make some disgusting ones, but we always end up laughing.

chirstinap325 23

Thursday 10 November 2016 14:23

Rarely do we see submissions where a man is actually promoting a healthier lifestyle for their girl <3 so refreshing

buckdharma 36

Thursday 10 November 2016 14:28

I am willing to help you stay healthy. Just pull my finger.

WCARlover 34

Thursday 10 November 2016 14:41

All the times my brother used to sit on me and fart are gonna pay off, yay!

Luxxi 18

Thursday 10 November 2016 14:58

Wow, what a thoughtful boyfriend!!!

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 10 November 2016 15:47

Now Dutch ovens aren't just fun == they're an act of love.

OhPuhleeze 23

Thursday 10 November 2016 18:10

Well start having Indian for dinner. Also mexican, alfa alfa, beans, broccoli and other healthy foods.. Your boyfriend needs your help.. Would you rather have him sufffer from dementia? Load up and let it rip.. Also if you could make videos of you farting on your unsuspecting boyfriend and post them on youtube, it'll be highly appreciated by all of us.

MeowMixBitch 6

Thursday 10 November 2016 20:31

My boyfriend literally did the same thing lol

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