Today, I dropped a butcher's knife on my knuckle. Five stitches later, I can't even wipe my own butt. FML
by majesticous / 10/23/2016 at 11:56am / Netherlands (Zuid-Holland) / Health
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You have two hands, right?
Hint: use your non-stitched hand for butt-wiping.
Don't forget to use the toilet paper.
#1 - On 11/05/2016 at 4:24am by RichardPencil
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This is why you should get those fancy Japanese toilets. And why you should be careful near knives.
#5 - On 11/05/2016 at 4:57am by dukemisery
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