Today, I was started my week of camping alone in the woods. I took my shoes off to go to sleep, but I had to come out to get water. I stepped on a wasp, and while I was standing on one foot looking at the sting, I realized I was in an ant pile. I'm allergic to both. FML

by anonymous / 06/30/2016 at 1:27am / United States (Texas) / Health

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  • But which one are you MORE allergic to? Fortunately, you've unintentionally conducted an experiment to answer just that!

    #4 - On 06/30/2016 at 11:25am by Tripartita

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  • Perhaps next time you should sleep in your shoes. It's not that bad. I did it as a child. I was a problem-solver, you see, and thought I could save some precious minutes in the morning. It worked fine, until I tried to shower. The fatal flaw in my perfect plan.

    #8 - On 06/30/2016 at 11:31am by Baustigt

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