Health: Today I got the test results from the large number of blood tests...

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By Jodes - 30/04/2016 01:05 - United States - Augusta

Today I got the test results from the large number of blood tests my doctor ran to find out why my feet have been so painful and tingly for so long. Conclusion: My shoes are too small. FML.

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dontmindme7 9

Sunday 1 May 2016 4:52

Fyl, for being stupid...

NYGiants1925 22

Sunday 1 May 2016 7:55

I miss the ydi button right now. How did you not notice?

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LuffLuff 4

Sunday 1 May 2016 3:10

I feel like this should of been checked first, hopefully your medical bill isn't much op

dontmindme7 9

Sunday 1 May 2016 4:52

Fyl, for being stupid...

lazylahma 10

Sunday 1 May 2016 5:37

ydi...this is why we don't rush to the dr for every little ache and pain

NYGiants1925 22

Sunday 1 May 2016 7:55

I miss the ydi button right now. How did you not notice?

pheizer01 10

Sunday 1 May 2016 18:10

You're ******* retarded

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