Health: Today, I had a mock-assessment for roller derby and I had to...

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By Michelle O'Trauma - 26/04/2016 00:01 - United States - Ann Arbor

Today, I had a mock-assessment for roller derby and I had to make a jump over the block. I would've passed the jump, had I not landed and broke my leg. FML.

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