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Today, I was chatting with the cute new receptionist at the gym. I told her that I would be going there more if she was there. She looked me up and down and said that I should go regardless. FML

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On 08/13/2014 at 11:46pm - health - by fatty (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

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Well now you know not to chase her because she's a jerk.

#2 - On 08/14/2014 at 3:43am by IJG2000

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I can imagine she's probably tired of being hit on by the men going to her gym, but that's still an incredibly stupid thing to say to a customer. After all, you want them to come back and get a membership, not go back home humiliated and look for other gyms in their area where they won't be casually insulted by the staff.

#7 - On 08/14/2014 at 3:47am by askullnamedbilly

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