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Today, I fell down the stairs and broke my leg. My dad helped me to the car so he could drive me to the hospital, but when he saw our neighbor, he went over and had a 15 minute screaming match with him over how his dog keeps shitting on our lawn, all while I sat in the car in agony. FML

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On 06/06/2014 at 7:09pm - health - by wo-ow (woman) - United States (New York)

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I'm sorry op... Hopefully your leg gets better!

#1 - On 06/06/2014 at 11:14pm by superrocket19

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#4 - On 06/06/2014 at 11:16pm by stupidface15

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