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Today, I achieved a personal goal by completing a half-marathon for charity, despite being overweight and unfit before training. When I finished I cried, not because I was proud of myself, but because I ran the last 2 miles while being followed by kids on bicycles calling me a "fat cunt". FML

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On 03/05/2014 at 7:33am - health - by rolypoly (woman) - United Kingdom

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That's absolutely horrible I'm so sorry :( tbh I don't think I could've finished it if that had happened to me. You must be very strong willed. Congrats and sorry again.

#4 - On 03/05/2014 at 1:25pm by Rulerray97

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Damn that really sucks :(

#1 - On 03/05/2014 at 1:24pm by pufffreak

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