gaiakirkland
Pompiano, Italy
Today, I was on a date, when I suddenly choked on my own saliva and coughed so hard that I passed out. FML
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gaiakirkland 10
To the ones asking if he stayed at least until I woke up, or if I had good luck, let's say that besides being my crush, he's a friend of mine so obviously he stayed, and agreed to go out again, so hopefully next time I won't pass out. For the one that says she can swallow since she was born, thank you very much dear, I suppose you can also walk since you were 1 and you still trip over your own feet sometimes :)
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Misshhh 23
Guess he took your breath away
JMichael 25
That's some bad luck OP! Hopefully your date doesn't take it badly and gives you another chance.
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JMichael 25
That's some bad luck OP! Hopefully your date doesn't take it badly and gives you another chance.
Vagitarian1 10
Not good gf material. She has problems swallowing.
buttcramp 21
yeah #1, this needs a follow up! if the date went well from this point or if OP ended up in an ambulance lol I need to know.
badluckross 21
Sooo.. Success?
caohm 18
I definitely did not think that was remotely possible. I guess you were all choked up with emotions on the date.
kumarina 35
He might always remember the dat, but hardly a success
kjack49044 18
Maybe their date ended up giving them CPR. Don't give up on success!
CorpsmanUp88 21
I'm sure he won't forget this date. hopefully it all works out.
FangirlingAlways 14
Since this is an FML, I don't think that it worked out. How romantic OP.
kenleybunch 15
It could be a cute "when we first met" story for years to come. lol
cryssycakesx3 22
"on our first date, she failed at swallowing, something we learned to do when we're first born..."
Hiimhaileypotter 52
#49, You've NEVER choked? Yeah right.
cryssycakesx3 22
on spit? nah, by 24 I have all that stuff worked out. on a date? not even. I still have control of my faculties.
TheCrispyCat 20
That sucks OP, maybe they will understand?
Misshhh 23
Guess he took your breath away
Sjus 9
Not sure why this had a down vote. I thought it was excellent.
TheJasonLi 13
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Hope it wasn't at the beginning of the date, she might take it as if you think she looks bad. Fyl
speakersboom 19
thinks: "damn,my date's so ug-" *chokes and passes out* I see no sense made in this.
cryssycakesx3 22
he* might take it as if you think he* looks bad
rocker_chick105 31
50- hey, you never know
davincidasecond 24
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So did you get them digits?
speakersboom 19
what, 911?
flufee2 27
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Did he at least cheque if you were okay?
bobbyguy 17
Yeah did he cheque if you were okay. Haha autocorrect
dachayke 16
You could've made a witty response but "nnoooooo", they said.
flufee2 27
Why all the thumbs down?! That was so punny! Hahah
Jasmeent11 15
Living for the thumbs...
Emilystdenis 7
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Did you just give a *******?
Drama77 9
Shut up..
cryssycakesx3 22
those that talk about it are the ones not getting it.
Emilystdenis 7
My girlfriend gave me one yesterday, you ugly ****
StompinOnCrayons 15
That was a bit uncalled for *clears throat awkwardly *
bobbyguy 17
If you were at a restaurant, did you faceplant into your food? Because I dot think it can get worse than that