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Today, I burned my right boob. I got it by eating a hot pocket and accidentally spilling the extremely hot filling. I never thought I'd get laid before. This has just confirmed it. FML

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Slow down, hotstuff.

#1 - On 02/06/2014 at 5:04pm by emmingle

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Well at least something hot got to 2nd base with you!

#2 - On 02/06/2014 at 5:05pm by mpkpm

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