Anonymous
New Iberia, United States
Today, I puked up an anti-nausea pill. FML
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Anonymous
Splat!
Today, because I have an inner ear problem which gives me major vertigo and nausea, I spontaneously projectile vomited all over my bathroom. FML
Screwed in Seattle
United States
Today, I woke up with a migrane, so I took one of my prescription migrane pills to get me through my day. The pill made me dizzy and nauseous, so I took a motion-sickness pill. That pill gave me a migrane. FML
Anonymous
Stamford, United States
Failed the taste test
Today, I was feeling nauseous so I decided to take some Pepto Bismol. However, the fake cherry flavor immediately made me vomit all over the kitchen floor. FML
Mc2013
United States
Today, my morning sickness got so bad that, while at the grocery store, I had to throw up in my purse. FML
addie19
United States
Today, I found out the antibiotics I'm taking can cause you to vomit unexpectedly. In the car. While driving. To work. FML
anon
United States
Today, I got my wisdom teeth out. Due to the drugs they gave me I felt nauseous. When I went to the bathroom as a precaution I did not throw up. Instead I passed out face first in the toilet. FML
anonymiss
Canada
Today, half asleep, I dropped my pill before I could take it. I quickly picked it up and washed it down. Five hours later, I just found my pill on the ground. What did I swallow? FML
Preggo
Today, I vomited so hard into the toilet that the water splashed back into my face. I instinctually moved away only to finish puking on the floor. FML
cmoney6452
United States
Today, I'm so sick that I'm drinking fluids just to make it hurt less when I puke. FML
Anonymous
Boston, United States
Down the hatch
Today, I woke up with a hangover and a pounding headache and tried to take an ibuprofen with a glass of water. I missed my mouth and threw the pill directly into my eye. FML
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elephantsarecute 16
This is possibly the shortest FML I've ever seen.
worldclassrager 39
Oh the irony!
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JMichael 25
It didn't work! False advertisement!
RedPillSucks 31
Oops. Didn't read FML correctly
JMichael 25
No I'm pretty damn sure I read it right.
ChevyRedneck85 13
Well this fml was short, sweet and to the point
coried91 28
I saw 24's previous comment and that's the comment he was referring to, not yours.
JocelynKaulitz 28
These days nausea pills will have nausea as a side effect. Oh the irony...
RedPillSucks 31
@51 That wasn't a comment to you. I added something and thought better of it after rereading. I simply edited my comment to say that I didn't read it right.
Rallred32 20
#62 well maybe it wasn't too sweet. Probably bitter and left a burning sensation in your throat.
worldclassrager 39
Oh the irony!
\ 28
I've become hemophilic!
HKCgrimmjow 15
#19 I see that you get down voted quite frequently for your use of big words that you use to (in my opinion) try and make yourself look smart. Just an observation
ptoka 20
I'm sorry 19, but what does "blood loving" have to do with any of this?
lostangel5 12
I believe 19 meant to write hemophiliac. by all means, correct me if im wrong, but hemophilia is uncontrollable blood loss. still it isn't related to the OP's fml, but. just being helpful is all
Axipiter 24
I think it's trying to convey some "clever" play on the word "irony", given that iron has a lot to do with blood. But maybe I'm just giving it too much credit...
xerbrus 14
it doesn't mean blood loving is a disorder in which your blood doesn't clot
Otherhats 20
People are just like, more then 6 Letters... Screw that.
Otherhats 20
Actually I take that back, it's no because it's big it's freaking creepy.
elephantsarecute 16
This is possibly the shortest FML I've ever seen.
pwnman 33
Search "Gigli" on this site..
torio123 27
'I shat a magnet' is one of my favourites
allie2590 31
"Well, when did you have magnet for dinner?" Hahaha I love that one.
OctoDope 15
#13 nothing shows up
OctoDope 15
Sorry, I made a typo, twice when searching. Its pretty funny that FML.
Grauncho 27
#22 there's an irony pun in there somewhere.
sanngx 6
a simple FML. i like it.
lilmslady 11
i guess a no gag relfex isnt your thing huh?
That_Ginger 18
This happened to me when I had the flu last month. I couldn't keep,liquids down, or pills. So I had to go to the hospital to get the medicine through IV. Going through that, I feel terrible for OP. Sucky experience.
ABarrelHorseGirl 8
What do you do after that?
tomwantssnow 14
Probably cry alone in a corner... With a pot just in case she threw up again
smokecloud_ 37
Well 79, it does help with nausea after all. :)
Sjus 9
Irony at its best.
megwithcat 15
the irony
sanecatlady 13
Those things usually take a half-hour at least to work, and one of the side-effects you can get from them is actually nausea!
glabberfasted 16
A side effect of nausea from an anti-nausea pill? I think not. OP didn't take it early enough, they do take up to 30 minutes to start working.
Chumsword 8
Its possible.. look at all the medicines that are advertised on tv... side effects usually include what your taking the pill for. Everyone's body is different and can react in strange ways.
stumpyj 10
That is because when testing medicines the company has to put every single symptom the test group had. That's why headache medicine has a side effect of headaches.
Chris9616 12
its funny because on most of those ads thrbstuff that they are prescribing has sideffects worse than what you are feeling. but sorry OP man I hate being sick its like what did I do to deserve this!!!
kait11 16
You can get the dissolvable kind that you just let dissolve in your mouth instead of having to swallow a pill
renjisgirl12 22
This is why you use the 'temporary' ones first (which you place under your lips, against the gum) so it absorbs into your bloodstream without having to swallow, allowing you enough time to swallow and keep down the 'proper' anti nausea pill. Unfortunately I know this from experience. Lets just say, oestrogen -not my thing!
The_Paladin 16
yup! those were my best friend during pregnancy. morning sickness for the whole 9 months.
sourgirl101 28
When I had my morning sickness, (mine wasn't as bad as most) I always felt 100% better after I did throw up. Nowadays, whenever I'm ill, I don't debate "Should I or shouldn't I?" I just listen to my body and get it over with as quickly as I can so I can start to feel better. Throwing up is never fun but the body is designed to find a way to get rid of whatever is ailing you.
SebastianMaier 4
You know that destroys your teeths right?