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Today, I dropped my suitcase on my toe. Don't worry, it was already broken. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43607) - you deserved it (4171)

On 12/30/2013 at 8:07am - health - by laurenasabutton (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottingham)

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That's what you get for using a broken suitcase

#5 - On 12/30/2013 at 12:46pm by thestrangedude

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Hope your toe's feeling better

#1 - On 12/30/2013 at 12:46pm by jaycee1209

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