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Today, I ran for the first time in ages when I saw my bus coming. My loose shoe went flying into a shop doorway, and I tripped into the gutter. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32811) - you deserved it (6009)

On 12/29/2013 at 10:52pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States

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I hope someone caught it on video and uploads it to YouTube. You'll be the next viral Internet star like the Star Wars Kid or Tay Zonday or that other guy who did that other stupid thing.

I'll be your agent. Call me.

#3 - On 12/29/2013 at 11:50pm by DocBastard

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This is why I never run for buses. You lose either way! Either you run and don't make it and then stand there stupidly while the bus drives away, or you do make it - and then you're stuck there on a bus full of people who just watched you running down the street puffing and panting and waving your arms like a jackass.

#11 - On 12/29/2013 at 11:59pm by Baustigt

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