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Today, I took an extra xanax to help with my anxiety, then went to sleep. I guess it was probably too much, because I woke up a few hours later, freaking out and panicking because I was convinced I was a bee trapped in a human body. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40224) - you deserved it (9577)

On 12/28/2013 at 4:19pm - health - by beemove (woman) - United States (Washington)

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Sounds so trippy! I get sleep paralysis, so I know the scary feeling, OP!

#1 - On 12/28/2013 at 8:29pm by booze_n_bitches

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Don't bee silly!

#2 - On 12/28/2013 at 8:30pm by glowbaby

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