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Today, while giving speech in class, I choked on my own spit and had a coughing fit while everyone stared at me intently. When I finally regained my composure, my teacher told me my time was up and to sit down. I hadn't even got finished the first paragraph. FML


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On 12/03/2013 at 12:28pm - health - by wheezy - United States (Mississippi)

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Your teacher is a piece of spit! Okay, sorry. I had to make that pun. But in all honesty, your teacher is an asshole, and you didn't deserve that.

#5 - On 12/03/2013 at 4:43pm by RubberChicken14

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Oh wow that exact same thing happened to me in 11th grade when I was forced to give a speech. Ask your teacher if you can redo it. Maybe she'll be willing to let you try again

#3 - On 12/03/2013 at 4:41pm by nikhilmanuel

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