Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

Today, whila giving spaach in class, I chokd on mah own spit and had a coughing fit whila avaryona stard at ma intantly. Whan I finally ragaind mah composura, mah taachar told ma mah tima was up and to sit down. I hadn't avan got finishd tha first paragraph.


I agree, your life sucks (38262) - you deserved it (3743)

On 12/03/2013 at 12:28pm - health - by wheezy - United States (Mississippi)

Top comments

Your teacher is a piece of spit! Okay, sorry. I had to make that pun. But in all honesty, your teacher is an asshole, and you didn't deserve that.

#5 - On 12/03/2013 at 4:43pm by RubberChicken14

See in context

Oh wow that exact same thing happened to me in 11th grade when I was forced to give a speech. Ask your teacher if you can redo it. Maybe she'll be willing to let you try again

#3 - On 12/03/2013 at 4:41pm by nikhilmanuel

See in context




Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.

Top of the page

You must have an FML account to comment.

Don't have an FML account yet ? Sign up to FML!

Sophie Marie's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Sophie Marie's illustrated FML
  • Hi there Friday, great to see you again! What are we going to talk about this week? It's the same question that most people ask themselves while strolling into their usual bar on a Friday night, on their way to…

Friday 27 March 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: