anonymous
London, United Kingdom
Today, I noticed that my sweat smelled like cat food. FML
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sweatstreaks
United Kingdom
Today, I noticed that when I sweat I smell like bacon. I'm a vegetarian. FML
cdubb27
United States
Foul
Today, while at the gym, I noticed a foul smell while on elliptical machine. I figured it was the little old lady on the machine next to me. It was so bad I had to leave. When I got in my truck, I realized the smell had followed me. It was me. My cat had pissed on my workout clothes. FML
snickerdoodles
United States
Today, I was in class and noticed that it smelled strongly of cat urine. I smelled my shoulder and realized that my cat had peed on my sweater. I had six hours of classes left, and the smell had permeated my shirt. FML
katams
United States
Today, I was going for a walk and I kept smelling pee wherever I went. After about an hour, I finally figured out that the smell was me. My dog had peed on my sweatshirt. FML
das_shizzle
Montesano, United States
Oh shit
Today, as I was getting ready to go to class, I accidentally stepped in dog poop. I was in a hurry, so I scraped it off as best as I could. When I go to class, I noticed it smelled. The girl behind me noticed and said, "Mmmmm, smells like food in here." FML
Anonymous
Because I'm worth it
Today, I discovered a cat turd in a bath towel from most recent batch of laundry. I was wondering why my facemasks for the whole work week smelled so strange. FML
u.p.i.c.
Los Angeles, United States
Dinnertime
Today, the smell of my own fart made me feel hungry. FML
peteswentzbass
Nuenen, Netherlands
Today, my roommate and I noticed a foul smell in our apartment. After looking around for a little while, I found that her cat had pooped on a pair of my jeans, and apparently tried to cover it up by dragging a shirt over the mess. FML
smellslikeroses
Oxnard, United States
Good smell
Today, while going to the bathroom, I noticed a smell lingering. It smelled good so I kept sniffing the air. And then it hit me. My poop! My poop smelled good and I'd been sniffing and enjoying it. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was telling my boyfriend how proud I am of him for finding a really good job. He interrupted me to tell me that my breath smelled like his cat's. FML
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LarissaAllen 10
Canned cat food or dry kibble?
bnutzinger 11
You must get a lot of pussy :D
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LarissaAllen 10
Canned cat food or dry kibble?
suboy 10
I wonder if OPs sweat brings all the cats to the yard?
mif_fml 27
At least it's not cat piss?
red225 14
I guess OP is going to get all the pussy
LarissaAllen 10
OP better get a shower, right meow.
jerryj 27
A shower right now sounds purrrfect. But then again, who am I kitten?
Ambient25 24
It's going to be a very interesting walk back home....
jipster 11
Did you find out, because your cat was trying to lick your armpit?
SimplyBird 9
Or does the cat food smell like your sweat?
Damned_Architect 25
OP, what have you been eating? Bad body odor is often a result eating garbage; this sounds like unwise eating habits that have finally caught up with you.
annie_nk 22
OP has been eating cat food.
JMichael 25
I eat the flesh from human bodies. Does that mean my sweat will smell like humans?
tiernang 21
so if i eat deodorant and drink cologne...
IworkAt711 14
.....you will probably die.
bnutzinger 11
You must get a lot of pussy :D
awkwardloveannie 28
to get the pussy one must first become the pussy
sophienzstein 12
A girl on my rugby team smells like cat food... It's very unpleasant.
paparoachgirl 6
As a fellow rugger, I'm shocked that anyone on your team would smell pleasant. Especially after being on the pitch.
PenguinBitch 43
I don't hate you because you smell like cat food, you smell like cat food because I hate you.
brizzyd 10
That's wierd
Dontstealmyname 11
What's even more weird is that I once knew of someone who would rub watermelon on his pits and chest because it "keeps him fresh". Obviously it never worked. Silly! Op, keeping an extra deodorant spray in your bag always comes in handy. Always!
KatieMajestic 17
I bathe in cat food regularly. Keeps the skin healthy.
Sandsh8rk 36
I've heard of things being weird before, but not wierd. Is that a new word? :O
RedPillSucks 31
Just one of the exceptions to the i before e except after c rule. People get it wrong all the time. No big deal.
RedPillSucks 31
Gak! Point taken. I'm old, so maybe they don't teach that rule in school anymore.
capsizedatsea 15
I was taught i before e except after c or when the sound is not "e". I find it works practically all the time.
EpicSquishii 21
Hey OP don't feel too bad! None of us have pleasant BO that I've smelled. I've noticed that mine can smell like marijuana... really icky.. though it probably explains why I'm too grossed out by the smell to want to try it.
onedayinamsterda 14
You'd be the world's best gf if u really smell of mj
Enslaved 36
"Last dance with Mary Jane, one more time to kill the pain." But that boyfriend would be in love with Mary Jane. She'll be his main thing. :P
RedPillSucks 31
Except he'd be constantly trying to "light her up"
Ksweety_fml 27
Take a Shower.