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Today, I spent an excruciating hour walking to campus with a broken leg, only to find my professor had left a note on the door saying class was canceled. FML


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On 10/17/2013 at 12:34pm - health - by LegInPieces - United States (Washington)

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Well, I'd say "Next time, break a leg" but you already have that covered, so boy did I put my foot in my mouth there. I hope no more slip-ups are in toe on my part.

#7 - On 10/17/2013 at 7:18pm by Pleonasm

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Might as well hop along home then.

#4 - On 10/17/2013 at 7:16pm by TheDrifter

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