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Today, my new deodorant caused an allergic reaction, covering my armpits in a painful rash. I've had to awkwardly waddle around all day with my arms splayed outwards to get any relief. One customer at work sarcastically mentioned that it's nice that they're hiring penguins these days. FML

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On 10/06/2013 at 1:40pm - health - by _/ | \_ (woman) - Singapore

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I can only imagine if you worked in a restaurant... "Oh hi folks! Waddle it be today?"

#6 - On 10/06/2013 at 8:45pm by LaurenLo

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What an icy situation.

#2 - On 10/06/2013 at 8:40pm by scooterdude720

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