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Today, at Walmart, a woman kept screaming at her husband for the most ridiculous reasons. My friend snickered that she must be on her period, prompting her to whirl around, storm over, and slap the hell out of me, thinking I was the one who said it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50552) - you deserved it (3950)

On 09/06/2013 at 5:42pm - health - by what's a rimjob between friends? (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

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Literally the definition of being in the wrong place at the wrong time

#2 - On 09/06/2013 at 11:05pm by broderickc

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Throw some chocolate at her, maybe that will calm the beast!

#3 - On 09/06/2013 at 11:06pm by starile

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