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Today, my entire gym class had to run the 1600 with our coach calling out finishing times. My finishing time was reported as "3 days short of a year." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39539) - you deserved it (6680)

On 09/04/2013 at 1:28pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (South Dakota)

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Tell him that if he wants fast finishing times to go have sex with his wife.

#1 - On 09/04/2013 at 4:51pm by SS99

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At least you finished, OP! There were some people in my high school gym class who couldn't complete a mile, so you should be proud of yourself.

#2 - On 09/04/2013 at 4:51pm by geekchick88

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