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Today, at soccer tryouts, the coach made us run the entire practice. I ran the whole two hours ahead of everyone. When the tryout ended, I vomited due to dehydration. I didn't make the team. The coach's reasoning: "Only the weak throw up". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52092) - you deserved it (4675)

On 08/27/2013 at 2:39pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

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what a jerk. keep trying

#1 - On 08/27/2013 at 5:51pm by The_9th_Doctor

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That's such horseshit, appeal to one of the other coaches since there are normally more than one. That actually shows you have the best fitness there, yes I am a fellow football player, carry on.

#2 - On 08/27/2013 at 5:52pm by Wizardo

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