Kids, Health, Parenting and Football: Nobody likes a shitter quitter

Nobody likes a shitter quitter

By Anonymous - 08/09/2025 02:00 - United States - Montgomery

Today, I got a stomach bug. Then my three kids joined in like it was a team sport. My husband decided his actual soccer game was more important. FML

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Today, after twisting my knee playing soccer with my friends, I had to take myself to the hospital. Apparently finishing the game was more important to them. FML

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core01 30

Tuesday 9 September 2025 4:45

Take care of HIS kids, cook, clean. Be a ******* adult instead of a self-absord man-child

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This. 💯

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bigredmonkeybutt 28

Tuesday 9 September 2025 0:33

What was your husband supposed to do? Cheer you on?

core01 30

Tuesday 9 September 2025 4:45

Take care of HIS kids, cook, clean. Be a ******* adult instead of a self-absord man-child

Hangryko 31

Tuesday 9 September 2025 10:25

This. 💯

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