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Today, I was in a rush, so I was removing my nail polish while using the toilet. Everything was going fine, until I used the toilet paper in my hand to wipe. It was covered in nail polish remover. It still burns. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35467) - you deserved it (18617)

On 08/27/2013 at 2:13pm - health - by anditburnsburnsburns - United States (Virginia)

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Sounds like a pain in the ass

#3 - On 08/27/2013 at 4:28pm by jstorie95

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Nailed it!

#4 - On 08/27/2013 at 4:29pm by elJefe98

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