Today, I got a steering wheel cover to stop my obsessive steering wheel picking. After putting it on, I realized it was crooked, causing me to have OCD fits every time I drive. I can still pick at the steering wheel around the cover. FML
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Today, I got a new set of acrylic nails put on. While driving home, I had an urge to pick my nose. My car then went over a speed-bump. I now feel like my brain is bleeding. FML
Today, my car was broken into. What was stolen? My steering wheel. FML
Today, I found out that my anxiety disorder has escalated to where I now scratch and pick at my face while asleep. Now I get to sleep with oven mitts taped to my hands. FML
Today, I found out why everyone stares at my car when I turn a corner. My power steering squeals, and it sounds like a screaming child. I don't have enough money to fix it right now. FML
Today, I realized how bad my OCD is when I accidentally got a paper cut and I was annoyed by the fact that the cut wasn't in a straight line. FML
Today, I finally got my car back after it was in the auto shop for a week. On my way home, I started swerving all over the road. It turns out they didn't tighten the lug nuts on one of my wheels properly. FML
Today, I drove through a drive-through car wash. The steering wheel turned left on it own. I was pretty sure the railing guided the car but my stupid ass turned the wheel to the other side and popped the car off the rails. It crashed into one of the machines and now I have a huge dent to the front of the car. FML
Today, my OCD reached a new high when I used a correction pen to white-out an eyelash which was photocopied onto every single page of my reading material. I did it because the eyelash was too distracting and I couldn't finish reading the article without the urge to rip it into shreds. FML
Today, my enjoyment of popping bubble wrap was yet again ruined by my excessive OCD tendencies. FML
Today, I was caught and fined for picking a lock. I have OCD. I was picking the padlock on a toilet paper holder in a public toilet because the roll was the wrong way round. FML
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triplebeerox 27
Well, can't you return the one you have and exchange it for a different, bigger one?
chanelvander 7
Super glue it, haha! But seriously, maybe you should talk to someone about how to manage this; I understand it's a serious issue and you want to feel as safe and comfortable as possible while operating a motor vehicle.
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Comments (91)
stepymac 15
Return it and get ur money back
Zynris 10
One of the reasons I love FML is because of how everyone who does not have proper grammar is shunned.
slooby_fml 25
"One of the reasons...is because" is redundant. It should be "one of the reasons...is that." Would it kill you to not be so redundant?
Infamous_Tora 12
Just a little too much, #42..
lwonderful 11
Yeah calm down #42
Alihb 16
#1 I find your picture very offensive, make the Sakura put the Hinata down
Poppipuff 14
42- Can't you say "The reason why I told you that is because you deserved it" for example? It doesn't sound redundant to me.
Pinkgal123 24
Okay, too far 42
triplebeerox 27
Well, can't you return the one you have and exchange it for a different, bigger one?
BntyHntrSeattle 30
Aww, the sexual innuendo.
aintlifeapain 21
^ U need wipers for your mind.
Pinkgal123 24
Oh god, that's doesn't sound like what you think it does.
chanelvander 7
Super glue it, haha! But seriously, maybe you should talk to someone about how to manage this; I understand it's a serious issue and you want to feel as safe and comfortable as possible while operating a motor vehicle.
Bevspeaks 11
Put duct tape on the steering wheel, that's what my cousin did.
ohcheriecherie 20
OP would probably pick at that too. duct tape is really annoying.
gracehi 31
Looks like you're doomed to have a shitty looking steering wheel.
Wizardo 33
Readjust it or get a total cover so you stop the picking...
aintlifeapain 21
Should have been more "picky" while buying it. Now you will not get bored in traffic jams.
Kalipczo 21
Maybe return/exchange that one and get a different cover that fits better. You could see a psychyatrist or something to get help with your OCD, any distraction can be dangerous while you're driving.
ck256 4
Agree on that one
Kalipczo 21
That's what the thumbs up button is for my friend
retrorewind 13
kick that OCD into overdrive and redo it.
Laxoxo224 8
No offense, but stop being OCD like seriously.
completerubbish 17
That's like telling someone to suppress his/her strong emotions... you can't change the way someone feels, so you can't change OCD, either. He probably wouldn't have OCD if he could help it.
Zynris 10
No offence, but stop being so insensitive, like seriously.
Slawter16 24
OCD is a mental disorder. You can't just "stop it." That's nearly like telling a cancer patient to stop having cancer.
Cocainee 6
If only #27, like seriously.
aintlifeapain 21
This is starting a chain, like SERIOUSLY!!
heychey 12
Stop being an idiot, like seriously.
aintlifeapain 21
Um was that for me? or for the one who "Like Seriously" needs to have a brain upgrade to ****-sapien-sapien?
completerubbish 17
I now feel like a jerk for having broken the 'like seriously' chain in my first reply, like seriously.
Axipiter 24
Way to go 44, like, seriously!
TheDrifter 23
Like seriously, how come ocd folks get to let their crazy out but the rest of us have to hide it? Like seriously.
Laxoxo224 8
Cry about it