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Today, after an argument with my wife, I stormed out of our bedroom through the sliding doors to the balcony. Only there was no balcony, because it still hasn't been replaced yet. I'm now laid-up in hospital. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38257) - you deserved it (15052)

On 08/18/2013 at 4:13pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Germany (Rheinland-Pfalz)

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She finally sent you over the edge, did she?

#4 - On 08/18/2013 at 8:03pm by turkturkington

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Sounds like something from a cartoon.

#2 - On 08/18/2013 at 8:03pm by wolfgold2

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