Today, I was stuck on the toilet for hours after eating some questionable seafood. During this time, I watched through the open door as my dog destroyed the nice shoes I just bought, as well as the tux I rented for my sister's wedding. The wedding is in 12 hours. FML

by notmansbestfriend / 08/12/2013 at 12:09pm / United States (Virginia) / Health

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  • I can't help but think you could have done something if you were watching the whole thing happen.... In this emergency situation, wouldn't it have been better to grab a bucket for your ass and waddle to the room to shoo the dog away and put your things safe? Desperate times call for desperate measures, and those things are EXPENSIVE to replace.

    #11 - On 08/12/2013 at 4:19pm by lolle_p0p

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  • I've heard of "my dog ate my homework" excuse, but this is a new one. Go find another one at a store and quick!

    #2 - On 08/12/2013 at 4:14pm by olpally

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