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Today, I found out why my doctor told me not to mix pain killers with alcohol when I was told that last night I tried to convince a group of teenage tourists that I was one of the nitwits from One Direction, and then got miffed when they laughed at me. FML

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On 08/11/2013 at 7:23pm - health - by JustSayNo - United Kingdom (Surrey)

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Why would you not listen to that advice?

#1 - On 08/12/2013 at 2:36am by CommentModerated

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Why would you think that's a good idea? Listen to your doctor next time, YDI.

#2 - On 08/12/2013 at 2:36am by lex1459

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