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Today, I learned a few things. One: friends are assholes. Two: under no circumstance do you close your eyes when they ask you to. Three: getting kicked in the balls hurts a lot. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42030) - you deserved it (20900)

On 08/03/2013 at 12:31am - health - by Myballshurt (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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1. You're gullible as hell 2. Never trust any of your guy friends - guys are assholes 3. Ice them balls brother.

#2 - On 08/03/2013 at 9:44am by Wizardo

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After you're done being in pain, kick them in the balls. Bastards.

#3 - On 08/03/2013 at 9:45am by olpally

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