Today, I was diagnosed with strep throat. My mom wasted no time accusing me of whoring around and claiming that most people get strep from performing oral sex. FML
by Anonymous / 06/27/2013 at 12:58pm / Finland (Western Finland) / Health
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Was she speaking from experience? ;)
#2 - On 06/27/2013 at 8:18pm by AbstraktThoughts
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Cough on your mothers food. Then accuse her of whoring around.
Just for laughs though.
#3 - On 06/27/2013 at 8:18pm by xXHollowIchigoXx
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