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Today, I donated blood for the first time. I'm completely healthy and after waiting the appropriate amount of time I left, feeling fine. That is until I went out to eat with my family an hour later and passed out in front of the whole restaurant. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35316) - you deserved it (3689)

On 06/14/2013 at 12:39am - health - by hi_there4397 (woman) - United States (Arizona)

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"Oh Katie, you simply MUST try the crème brûlée, it's to die for!

... Katie?"

#3 - On 06/14/2013 at 10:14am by Pleonasm

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Don't worry about it. Just B positive.

#6 - On 06/14/2013 at 10:16am by DocBastard

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