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Today, I found out my work gave me a vacation for my performance. It's a trip to somewhere in the Caribbean, with the nickname "The Sunniest Place on Earth." I have skin cancer. FML

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On 06/05/2013 at 12:22am - health - by TooSunnyForSkin - United States (Indiana)

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I hear the Arctic is pretty nice at this time of the year.

#1 - On 06/05/2013 at 6:33am by oj101

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Yes, because the ONLY thing to do on a beautiful tropical island is lie out in the sun, right?

Congratulations on winning. Bring sunscreen and a hat.

#5 - On 06/05/2013 at 6:37am by DocBastard

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